Okay, wait. No, no, no really. I post a lot while drunk, but seriously. Wait. Everyone cool down for a second. Please. This is serious. Look, this is a long title. Like, a really long title. That's Kinja for you (ain't that some shit?) but no, really. I wanted to make this topic for a really, really long time.

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/27/2017 at 20:50 • Filed to: None

The instrumental album from Lovage is your driving music. I promise.

https://open.spotify.com/album/4cJSjRnQTXkzbXuwcZKsbA

That’s the Spotify link. You know I’m real. The actual album? It has Damon Albarn, but I admit it’s OKAY. The instrumental? That shit is your driving music. It’s so great. I mean, truly, that is music to make love to your old lady by.

Listen to this album and tell me I’m wrong. But you won’t, because it’s great.

DISCUSSION (10)

E90M3 > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/27/2017 at 20:52

When you’re drunk? I thought you were never sober.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/27/2017 at 20:53

Look, you’re like me. You won’t listen to 99% of the music here. But really, please do. Let’s cool down together.

Honeybunchesofgoats > E90M3
06/27/2017 at 20:54

I try very hard not to be, but sometimes I have to be hungover to earn the benjamins.

E90M3 > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/27/2017 at 20:56

I will say, when I was unemployed there was one or two weeks where I was like, I’ve got nothing to do today might as well do some drinking.

interstate366, now In The Industry > E90M3
06/27/2017 at 20:57

I had some nights like that when I was working overnights last month.

Honeybunchesofgoats > E90M3
06/27/2017 at 20:58

In retrospect, the best time in my life was when I had changed jobs and had a suspended license (for speeding! I’d never drink and drive) and I was like, “well, it’s 9:00 AM and I’m legally banned from operating a vehicle, I’m pretty sure I can get out of bed and have a beer in this situation.”

It’s why I love the Irish.

E90M3 > interstate366, now In The Industry
06/27/2017 at 20:59

When I used to work shifts, every time I got home for days off after a rotation of night shifts I’d go to bed. I’d wake up in the afternoon and be like well I need to sleep tonight, guess I’m getting drunk.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/27/2017 at 21:01

So... how’s your girl?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Honeybunchesofgoats
06/27/2017 at 21:32

Still across a pond.